Together Alone: A Quarantine Fantasy Football Telethon

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Hosted by Christopher Harris
Featuring: Andy Behrens, Sigmund Bloom, Denny Carter, Jake Ciely, Pat Daugherty, Jamey Eisenberg, Josh Fischberg, Brandon Funston, Matt Harmon, @Brett Kollmann , Liz Loza, Jim McCormick, Sharone Mitchell

Liz’s Boomer Quiz Answers:

1) Joe Namath
2) A Little Dab’ll Do Ya
3) David Brinkley
4) Perfect
5) $1.60
6) I Love Lucy
7) The Detroit Wheels
8) Pepsodent
9) Larry
10) 30

Jake and Sig’s Free Agency Topics:

DeAndre Hopkins
David Johnson
Deshaun Watson or Kyler Murray
Todd Gurley
Melvin Gordon
Tom Brady, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin
Stefon Diggs (and Adam Thielen)

Josh’s Five Movies To Watch During The Quarantine:

Weekend At Bernie’s
The Sting
Rear Window
28 Days Later
Out Of The Past

Chris’s Five Pre-1980 Movies To Catch Up On:

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
The Bridge Over The River Kwai
A Clockwork Orange
Bonnie And Clyde

Brett’s Five Rookie Prospects To Watch:

Denzel Mims
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
Laviska Shenault
Cam Akers
K.J. Hamler

Andy and Brandon’s Newlywed Game:

Who has the all-time fantasy lead between you?
Who would go after a troll on Twitter?
Who got drunker at Yahoo meetings?
Who is likelier to hoard toilet paper in a quarantine?
What is Andy’s favorite sports team?
What is Brandon’s favorite sports team?
Who has a better singing voice?
What was Brandon’s best fantasy football call?
What was Andy’s best fantasy football call?
Is Andy more of a “Westworld” or “Tiger King” guy?
Is Brandon more of a Strokes guy or Billie Eilish?
Who retires from this stupid job first?

Mitch’s Five Desert Island Albums:

The College Dropout — Kanye West
How I Got Over— The Roots
Off The Wall — Michael Jackson
Kala — M.I.A.
Forever And Ever Amen — Ben Folds Five

Chris’s Five Best New Albums Of 2020:

Honeymoon — Beach Bunny
Likewise — Frances Quinlan
Basking In The Glow — Oso Oso (oops 2019!)
Printer’s Doll — Ratboys
Marigold — Pinegrove

Jamey and Denny’s Football Trivia Answers:

1) O.J. Simpson, Eric Dickerson, Jamal Lewis, Terrell Davis, Adrian Peterson, Barry Sanders, Chris Johnson
2) Cincinnati Bengals
3) Lynn Swann
4) Lawrence Taylor
5) Matt Schaub
6) Drew Brees
7) Julio Jones
8) Eli Manning
9) George Rogers
10) Ki-Jana Carter
11) Boston
12) Bill Belichick, Tom Coughlin, Romeo Crennel, Al Groh, Ray Handley
13) Saved By The Bell

Pat’s Five TV Series To Catch Up On:

30 Rock
I Think You Should Leave
Years And Years
Game Of Thrones

Chris’s Five TV Series To Catch Up On:

The Americans
30 Rock
The Leftovers

(Golden Age If You Haven’t Already: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Deadwood)
(Also: Mindhunter, Archer, Terriers)

Matt’s Reception Perception Observations:

Odell Beckham
D.K. Metcalf
D.J. Moore
Courtland Sutton
Amari Cooper

Jim’s Six Great Nonfiction Books For Quarantine:

Loose Balls — Terry Pluto
Tall Tales — Terry Pluto
The Jordan Rules — Sam Smith
Ali: A Life — Jonathan Eig
Football For A Buck — Jeff Pearlman
All The Pieces Matter — Jonathan Abrams

Chris’s Five Epic Literary Tomes To Immerse Yourself In:

Gravity’s Rainbow — Thomas Pynchon
London Fields — Martin Amis
Blood Meridian — Cormac McCarthy
The Golden Notebook — Doris Lessing
House Of Leaves — Mark Danielewski

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14 thoughts on “Together Alone: A Quarantine Fantasy Football Telethon”

  1. The Jim segment might be my favorite, because I finally get to see if Harris cracks up as much as I do when Jim goes off on tangents about his underscore universe or whatever….. I die every time he's on.

  2. I disagree about Diggs, I understand you're in the projection business right now but don't count that connection out just yet, Allen is working hard right now on his deep ball touch and if he figures that out the sky is the limit for his potential and that entire offense. Last summer he worked on his short to intermediate passing and he was one of the best in the league in that regard. This year it'll be his deep passing touch and he's such a hard worker and he wants to be the best that my guess is he's going to figure that out and I'm not betting against him and that's going to affect Diggs production in a positive way. I agree he's a WR2 but he has the upside to be more, contingent on if Josh figures out the deep ball. Just my opinion on it but keep up the great work I love what you guys have done here.


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