Aw shit my king is back! So tell me – WHAT’S HECTOR BELLER-BEEN WEARING? We’re t…

Aw shit my king is back! So tell me – WHAT’S HECTOR BELLER-BEEN WEARING? We’re throwing it back to Hec’s long haired days today, and exploring his much overlooked love of the cape. Stood in the Emirates dressing room, Hec’s parcel from ASOS arrives. “What’ve you ordered now?” asks Alexandre Lacazette. “Well, Al, I’ve got myself a new cape” Hector replies. “Not another! You must have five or six by now” Granit Xhaka chips in. He’s not wrong. For Hec’s birthday last year the lads did a whip round and got him a lovely velvet one, it was quite Poirot, but looked sick with a pinstripe suit. Hector feels nostalgic for this display of male camaraderie, before he nods, and leans in close. “I don’t tell many people this, Xhak, but I love a cape. The freedom of movement, the statement it makes. Look at the way it picks up the wind. It’s a showstopper. Call me Pam from Gavin and Stacey, cause it’s all the drama, Mick. I just love it”. What can they say? The man has range, and this lil khaki number is perfect for their fly fishing trip next week. Capes out of ten: a niche eight.

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